The DVD you are about to experience generates MASSIVE laughs when played in any DVD player. In one viewing, I laughed harder than I ever have! In subsequent viewings, I've laughed so hard, my side actually ached.

It was not too long ago that I was bored with my comedy choices. Sure, I liked movies such as This is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, and Waiting for Guffman. I also liked TV shows like Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and (the original BBC version of) The Office. But I was longing for something new. Something really funny. (Does this ring a bell?)

I, like you, knew there must be a better way. A way that I could laugh my butt off -- without having to "fall back" on one of my "old favorites."

There is a Wealth of Humor out there in the world of independent films. Once I learned this it became my passion. I'd never felt like that about comedy films before. But now I am finding new ways to laugh all the time. With G-SALE, you can experience satire, clever innuendos, jokes, physical humor, and much more.

Did you know that people who laugh are happier and healthier?

Anyone can do it and it is easy!

Just one simple G-SALE DVD can generate the feeling of well-being that can only come from extreme humor. I believe in G-SALE so completely, I not only appeared in the film, but I was its first customer!

	Prior to G-SALE, I was ornery and had trouble sleeping		Look at me now!

What's your perfect comedy entertainment lifestyle?

Perhaps you like to travel? Gamble? Do extreme sports? Date beautiful people? All these lifestyle activities can be enhanced by a positive outlook on life that comes from a great sense of humor. Research has verified, time and time again, that a great sense of humor is not something we are born with, it must be developed! And what better way to develop your very own sense of humor than by immersing yourself in the comedy of G-SALE.

“Comedy in the ’burbs! A gleeful mockumentary about the garage-sale culture of fictitious Bogwood, Wash., made in the style of Christopher Guest’s films.” -- Seattle Times

Winter 2005 Update - Limited edition DVD available now! This is Brand New Information!

The limited-edition G-SALE DVD is now available on a first-come, first-served basis. You'll experience step-by-step detail the humor of G-SALE via your own DVD player, but only if you act quickly. (Supplies are extremely limited).

The G-SALE DVD contains the complete film (just as it was shown in prestigious film festivals around the globe). In addition to the complete, feature-length film, you also receive as a free bonus on the DVD: Deleted Scenes. These rare scenes are chock full of comedy nuggets, but for reasons of story editing and film length, were never included in the festival showing of G-SALE.

Harriet McEllison of Sarasota Florida (and one of G-SALE's biggest fans), believes these valuable Deleted Scenes are alone worth the price of the DVD.

Only G-SALE DVD customers will receive these exclusive deleted scenes. They are not available separately -- at any price!

G-SALE gives you all the tools you need to turn yourself into a "humor appreciating machine!"

Here are the Facts

You DON'T need to work out!

You DON'T need special diets!

You DON'T even need to travel to a multiplex theatre! With this innovative comedy-generating DVD, you'll laugh harder than 99% of movie-goers - and you won't even have to travel farther than your own living room.

DOES NOT Require a huge investment. The DVD costs less than many other so-called "studio releases."

This DVD is not theory, but a practical step by step comedy entertainment dynamo.

You can actually start laughing today. Yes, today. Everything you need to know is in the G-SALE DVD.

G-SALE is a #1 favorite with film critics and fans alike.

Why?

Because the G-SALE system of comedy really works and anyone can enjoy it.

indieWIRE is the one of the most popular and well-respected movie sites on the Internet with millions of visitors since 1997. This prestigious organization rated G-SALE one of its "Top 20" films of the year.

“Who ever thought a film about garage sales would be funny? Following a group of garage sale junkies converging on a plush ‘g-sale,’ the film is a mockumentary that is so clever it would make Christopher Guest take notice.” -- indieWIRE.com

I can practically hear you asking yourself: But are there any opportunities left?

Absolutely! With a film this popular, you might wonder if it's too late for you to "get in on the laughter." The fact of the matter is that thousands of festival-goers have seen and enjoyed G-SALE, but (apart from a few "industry insiders"), no one has experienced its sublime comedy on DVD yet. But that will all change very soon.

G-SALE's comedy is not limited to only your time spent viewing the DVD. You'll find yourself remembering (and laughing about) the film -- long after the DVD player has been powered off.

The bottom line is that we are still on the ground floor of this ever expanding humor opportunity. Come join us today, you'll be glad you did!

Comedy is an enormous market and G-SALE shows you how you can profit from your own sense of humor in your own home!

“In an era when vintage, consignment, and thrift shops are the trend du jour, Randy Nargi’s offbeat mockumentary offers an entertaining look at the subculture where one person’s junk is another’s treasure.” -- Sarasota Herald-Tribune

 

So how do I increase and enhance my own sense of humor by working only part time from home?

You can make incredible progress with your own sense of humor just by purchasing the G-SALE DVD, and watching it daily for just seven days!

Here are the steps:

G-SALE shows you exactly how to do it, step by step, guaranteed. And you don't even need a so-called "natural sense of humor." It's easy and anyone can do it!

You'll learn step by step how you can start enhancing your own sense of humor immediately by viewing the G-SALE DVD. Every time you watch - you build your comedy potential!

You can view the G-SALE trailer now and get a free sample of its comedy power. But remember, this is only a small portion of the feature-length film. I guarantee it.

Who else says the G-SALE system works?

I'm proud of how many film enthusiasts and industry authorities alike have seen G-SALE on the festival circuit and written reviews and articles of praise.

“Are you still chuckling over A Mighty Wind? Have you memorized huge chunks of Best in Show and Waiting for Guffman? Then check out G-SALE, Randy Nargi’s spoof documentary about the residents of a Pacific Northwest town called Bogwood, where garage sales are almost a religion.” --Florida Times-Union

“G-SALE embarks on its mission with such persuasive, PBS-documentary artlessness, it’s a shame to tip you off beforehand that the movie isn’t a documentary at all. Like a spinoff of “Antiques Roadshow,” the film leads us gently up a cozy American byway into the world of garage sales and the habitués who live for, in and by them… Deftly as the cast embodies its specific and collective daftness, the film was written, very smartly, by Randy Nargi, who also directed.” -- film critic Richard T. Jameson

"G-SALE is to mockumentaries what MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING is to romantic comedies! The performances are stellar, the plot is hysterical, and the film is a must-see for all ages!" --film critic Cristy Carrington

You can watch G-SALE in the comfort of your own home, in your pajamas at any hour. You can invest from a few minutes to several hours a day, it is up to you. You can do this!

In the past, experiencing a high-quality independent film wasn't easy.

You had to spend time and money traveling to sometimes-obscure film festivals. You had to wade through dozens of independent films -- hoping to find that one gem.

There is a better way. This well guarded SECRET hasn't been revealed until now. G-SALE breaks it down for you Step by Step and teaches you 'must know' techniques to creating a powerful, potent sense of humor!

This information is not available anywhere else. Period!

G-SALE makes comedy easy. You don't need to spend time and money taking classes.You don't have to hang around comedy clubs. The producers of G-SALE have already taken care of everything. You simply place the DVD in your DVD player and pick up the remote. It's that easy!

G-SALE takes you beyond theory. With scene after scene of actual humor in action, you'll be immersed in a true comic wonderland.

You also receive many BONUS FEATURES to help you succeed!

You are shown in detail how funny characters and situations can make people from all walks of life LAUGH HEARTILY. You may be inspired to make people laugh too!

This is legal, ethical and violates no policies. In fact, most people (men and women alike) rate "sense of humor" as one of the top traits they look for in a mate.

G-SALE comes with all of the tools you need; you just soak it in.

Here's what you get when you order the G-SALE DVD:

	The complete "festival edition" of the film that played across the world and won several awards (including "BEST PICTURE" and "BEST OF THE FEST").
	Never Revealed Secrets of mockumentary comedy via an exclusive DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY audio track.
	Detailed chapter access so you can "jump" to your favorite scenes.
	Hilarious deleted scenes (not available ANYWHERE else at ANY PRICE).
	The official trailer. (You can use this to "tease" your friends with a hint of G-SALE).
	Interactive DVD menus with easy to follow instructions.
	A slideshow of "garage sale treasures" used in the film.
	Special web links, including a FREE chapter of the soon-to-be-published G-SALE book.
	Made with pride in the U.S.A.

Here's who will benefit most from this information:

	People interested in working from home to improve their sense of humor, at their own leisure and hours.
	Anyone who wants to laugh quickly.
	People who enjoy films like THIS IS SPINAL TAP, BEST IN SHOW, WAITING FOR GUFFMAN, and other intelligent comedies.
	Current viewers of TV programs such as CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, FAT ACTRESS, THE OFFICE (UK Version), and SEINFELD.
	You!

Get G-SALE today, and look forward to five free bonuses:

Many of you could achieve some level of comic fulfillment through the long and brutal path of trial and error, and eventually maybe reach success but there is a better way.

Get G-SALE now - don't risk facing an unfunny future!

ACT NOW - The G-SALE DVD will sell out and be gone FOREVER.

Based on incredible customer demand, we anticipate that the G-SALE DVD will sell like crazy. The film sold out nearly every festival showing (including theatres that had a capacity of over 500 audience members). We received inquiries a year before the DVD was even planned, asking when it might be available. Due to manufacturing capacity constraints (even using the LARGEST replication facility in the U.S.A), we cannot guarantee an unlimited supply of this DVD. You are strongly urged to buy now -- so you don't miss out.

G-SALE will not be available for rental. Buy now!

Start realizing your comedy enjoyment potential today.
Yes, you get immediate access even at 2:00 A.M.

Enjoy your success!

Sincerely,

P.S. G-SALE has been be proven effective on the festival circuit all across North America, England, and Australia. The comic success that viewers are having from watching G-SALE is undeniable. You will experience profound bouts of laughter. Get the DVD today!

P.P.S. People keep asking me, ìXavier, why are you giving away this secret? If everyone knows about G-SALE, won't it be less special?î Good Question! There are thousands of comedy films out on DVD. And every year hundreds enter the market. Combine that with all of the possible ways to laugh and the market is absolutely enormous and constantly growing. There is more than enough to go around. Let me show you how to put your own sense of humor into "high gear" with the G-SALE DVD!

P.P.P.S. The introductory price of the DVD is being set at $24.95. But I have received feedback that this price is much too low. Click here to lock in this ridiculously low price -- before it goes up.

Start on the road to laughter today - last chance - get G-SALE now.